| Thee Overated State University & Big 10 Gets Exposed by the SEC Again! |
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| Written by Marc Bednarczyk | |||||||
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Tuesday, 09 January 2007
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 Well, Well, Well, Another Year. Another Eventful College Football Season. "Thee Overrated State University" got Exposed like Milli Vanilli & Kathy Lee Gifford. What's the matter "Suckeyes"? Where's that crooked Back Judge Terry Porter who stole the National Championship fours years ago from the University of Miami and handed it to you on a Silver platter. Karma Sucks, doesn't it? And once again, the Big Ten, err...The "Big One" Conference (Wisconsin) has proven beyond the shadow of a doubt to be a second rate, inferior conference to the Greatest Conference in the History of College Athletics: "Thee SEC"! Too much speed, too much talent. The Speed & Talent in the SEC once again dominated the slow, obsolete Big 10. The Big 10 is a VCR in a DVD World. Ohio State's All-Time Bowl Record vs. the SEC: 0 & 8! What that's sound I hear in Columbus, Ohio and Ann Arbor, Michigan? That's the "Sound of Silence". "Mr. Rogers" a.k.a. Jim Tressel got flat out-coached, outsmarted, and outclassed in every way by Urban Meyer. "Mr. Rogers", maybe you get "Unlucky #13" Maurice "O.J." Clarett out on a weekend furlough. Doesn't he still have 3 years of eligibility despite that he was academically ineligible his entire freshman year of 2002? Bet on Football at WagerWeb.com for Instant Cash Bonuses! While I'm singing the praises of the SEC, let's go down to Baton Rouge as LSU destroyed "Notre Shame". Notre Dame hasn't won a bowl game since Bill Clinton's second year in office of his first term as President. They've lost 9 Bowl games in a row. Let's give a big hand for Brady "Leaf"...err, I mean Brady "Couch"...err, I mean "Joey Harrington Junior" (Copyrighted & Trademarked by Marc Bednarcyzk)! Quinn's Sugar Bowl Stats: 15 of 35 for 148 Yards and 2 Interceptions. Way to go out like a winner "Pretty Boy". Maybe when you get to the NFL, Joey Harrington will teach how to play Piano just like him. The next surefire first round QB bust got exposed by LSU just like his over hyped, choir boy equivalent in College Basketball: J.J. Redick in the NCAA Tournament (3 of 18...11 Points). Brady, look at the bright side; at least, you didn't cry like J.J. & Adam Morrison. Yes I know The "U" is still down after a 7 & 6 season and a lackluster win in the MPC Computers Bowl over NEVADA in Boise; but just like I said to every Buckeyes fan after their forever tainted 2002 National Championship over the Canes: "Y'all have to go back to the human toilet bowl better known as Columbus, Ohio. We're going back to South Beach baby! Now, please tell me: Who are the real winners and losers?" See you at next year's National Championship Game in New Orleans between the defending National Champion Gators & The USC Trojans. Darren McFadden for Heisman! DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by Marc Bednarczyk are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the recipients (Although They Should!) Sincerely, "THEE UNSILENT MAJORITY"                        |
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