Well, Well, Well, If y'all were in hibernation this past weekend, you missed a lot in the world of Sports & Entertainment including the "Brawl at the Orange Bowl" between "America's Most Hated College Football Program" better known as The "U." and some nickel & dime community college turned 4 year school FIU.
Better Question: "Who is FIU and why do they exist?"
Now, America can sleep better at night or NOT knowing that the "Mafia of College Football" is back in Full Effect. Send the Memos out to Tessio, Clemenza, and Mo Green to let them know the Corleone Family is back in business!
For all the Haters & Critics, you can all say together in unicen: You Can’t Spell Thug Without the 'U'
Get the latest college football point spreads here.
Will somebody please call Michael Irvin and the Blades Brothers to break the Fatigues back out from the 1987 Fiesta Bowl National Championship Game.
To the Voice of World Wrestling Entertainment and World' #1 Oklahoma Sooners Fan Jim Ross:
Despite his future as a 2007 NFL First Round Pick, does Brandon Meriweather have a future in the W.W.E. with his Ronnie Garvin like stomps?
How about Anthony Reddick with his helmet swinging? I see A LOT of Triple H in him.
What do you think, J.R.? If Edge is the "Rated R Superstar", can Anthony Reddick be the "Rated X Superstar"?
Now that Miami's "Thug Image" is rightfully back, it's about time to restore the Glory on the Field! You Know what that means: "GOODBYE LARRY COKER…HELLO BUTCH DAVIS, Greg Schiano, Norm Chow, etc., etc., etc."
If you wanted to see the entire brawl with "Tell It Like It Is" commentary from one of the Greatest Players in the History of The "U" Lamar Thomas, click on the link below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWeE9KqZjQ
Cheer Up Hurricanes Fans: Yes, you might Already Have Two Losses with a couple more still to come, but it could be MUCH Worse. You didn't lose to Vanderbilt like Georgia…Florida State has Two losses and will probably still have Jeff Bowden as their Offensive Coordinator next year…or you could be FIU with NO Future whatsoever!
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by Marc Bednarczyk are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the recipients (ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD!)
Sincerely,
"THEE UNSILENT MAJORITY"
