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Dana White silenced by billionaire Calvin Ayre |
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Written by Brad Marchetti
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Tuesday, 26 June 2007
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 Sometimes in life you run into these pesky little guys with big mouths. You know the type. Always eager to prove something or show that they have got the world already figured out by flapping their lips. Dana White is one of those people.
I can’t call him a man really based on the tremendous character flaws he’s displayed hidden under all his pudgy exterior. While Mr. (ahem) this goofball (I’ll use one of Dana’s bigger words in his vocabulary) White is getting more worried by the minute, Bodog Fight has come along and stole his thunder. Calvin Ayre’s entry into the world of mixed martial arts was so upsetting to Dana that he needed to lash out to make himself feel better about being a Rogaine patient.
See goofball, you thought you had it all figured out. All you had to do was overthrow boxing and you would have it made in the shade. You are about to get eaten by a bigger fish, goofball. Not everyone can have it all my dear Dana. Your dough can’t buy you class, manners or even hair plugs all of which would be able to help your situation.
And when I say class I’m referring to your utter lack of it. First you disrespect the great sport of boxing and its rich history on ESPN. Which by the way made more than just a few true boxing fans eager to do more things to your head than shave it.
Second you call the billionaire Calvin Ayre a criminal for being a smart gaming entrepreneur. Earth to Dana, come in Dana. UFC would not exist if not for Boxing and Gaming, the very people you jaw about small fry. Without action being placed on combatants there is no sport. Without Boxing, UFC has no civility. Not that it ever had much to begin with.
You need people like me and Calvin, the boxers and the gamblers. Remember Boxing and Gaming have withstood the test of time and will continue to do so. When your pimple faced fans grow up they are going to get bored watching two guys roll around on the ground slapping each other unless there is money being wagered on it.
It makes me wonder why would you have yet to accept Calvin Ayre’s generous VIP offer to be flown first class in a private jet to see all those beautiful Bodog Girls at the Bodog Fight: Eddie Alvarez vs. Matt Lee on July 14th?
Dana ”Is it a HE or SHE” White, you will always be second to Boxing, gaming and if you don’t watch your step Calvin Ayre’s Bodog Fight.
And Dana, that comment you made about Ayre being like Brewster’s Millions with his money: Having seen your boy Chuck Liddell down here in Miami at the local gentlemen’s club blowing all of his money, I’m guessing you guys aren’t financial wise guys. Just to let you in on a little secret, Miami strippers aren’t great investments.
So you better make that money last and worry less about Mr. Ayre’s superior economic status. Maybe paying more attention to your cash cows training habits would help too. Unless you get off on watching Chuck get flattened.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 27 June 2007 )
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