Roethlisberger’s Scores Touchdown For “Good Guys”

Written by Tim Furious

Thursday, 05 November 2009

Being a fan of Ben Roethlisberger is pretty easy. He’s one of the most entertaining quarterbacks on the field, has a charming personality off the field and has two Super Bowl rings on his fingers. To top things off, when he was accused of sexually assaulting a casino worker in Vegas, he stood at a podium and blasted her saying that he would bash her face in with a hammer of justice (I’m paraphrasing). Now that same women has left her job at the casino in lieu of Roethlisberger’s suit against her.

The harlot in question is a women named Andrea McNulty, who is suing Roethlisberger for $440,000 in damages along with an extra $50,000 from Harrah’s casino in Vegas. Roethlisberger is seeking undisclosed damages in a countersuit, and the mess of the proceedings has caused McNulty to resign from her position as a VP host from the resort.

Things aren’t really in McNulty’s favor. For one, Big Ben didn’t shy away from the battle as he held a press conference to state that he would fight this women with everything but the kitchen sink and the wrath of God. Seriously, it was one of the best things a professional athlete has done in the face of legal accusations. If you’ve seen the video, you know what I’m talking about. Roethlisberger was so pissed off that I wouldn’t have been surprised if he ended it by double-axe handing the podium screaming, “SUPER BOWL SMASH!!!”

Roethlisberger’s case is also backed by reports from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that state McNulty bragged to a coworker about having consensual sex with the starting quarterback of the Steelers. Personally, it must be a great feeling to try and get railed by a succubus only to have things blow up in her ugly face.

Big Ben has bigger fish to fry when the Steelers take on the one-loss Broncos during Monday Night Football betting. The Steelers are just 2-5 against the NFL point spread this season, in large part due to the absence of Troy Polamalu from the lineup. But the Steelers are still road favorites in this one despite being winless against the football betting line on the road, and just 1-4 SU when playing Denver.

The star quarterback of the Steelers is the sixth best quarterback in the league right now, boasting a quarterback rating of 102.6. He’s thrown 11 touchdowns and 6 picks en route to 2,062 yards in a suddenly pass-heavy offense for the Steelers. He’s a proven winner who, at the tender age of 27-years old already has two Super Bowl rings and a Pro Bowl selection under his belt. On the field, he’s a champion. Off the field, it appears that he’ll be victorious in the face off allegations from a woman attempting to cash in a lotto ticket. Is there anything this guy can’t win?