Not bad for a guy who supposedly didn't have a natural position coming into the league.
For two plays, Hester did the unthinkable by making everyone forget they were listening to the "Single Biggest Condescending Know-It-All in Broadcasting History" Joe Theismann. For that, he should be be given consideration for Nobel Peace Prize Winner and Humanitarian of the Year”. AMEN!
As Deion Sanders was to the 20th Century, Hester is the New "Prime Time". Why?Because he does it on Prime Time National Television in front of the entire world with everyone watching.
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Proof Positive:
Monday Night Football (October 16th): vs. the Cardinals
Hester takes an 83 Yard Punt Return for Game Winning 4th Quarter TD as Denny Green does his best Marty Schottenheimer impression by snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory (Let's NOT forget his Infamous Post Game Tirade/Meltdown-Not Exactly Jim Mora SR. Worthy, but still entertaining).
Sunday Night Football (November 12th): vs. the Giants
Sunday Night Football (November 12th): vs. the Giants
Hester catches a missed 52-yard field goal attempt by Jay Feely in the back of the end zone, returns it up the right sideline for an NFL record-tying 108-yard 4th Quarter TD. The TD gives the Bears an 11-point advantage, whereas the field goal would have cut Chicago's lead to a single point. Even Jimmy Hoffa jumped out out of his coffin in the end zone of Giants Stadium to appreciate Hester.
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Monday Night Football (December 11th): vs. the Rams
Monday Night Football (December 11th): vs. the Rams
Hester takes not one, but two Kickoff Returns of 94 and 96 Yards (Another 4th Quarter Nail in the Coffin) to set an NFL All-Time Record of most returns for touchdowns.
It's a Good thing Hester didn't listen to my dumb, polish ass (Isn't that Redundant? Dumb, Polish) as I told him he should come back his Senior year so Larry "Fredo" Coker could totally misuse and not coach him the right way. Thank God he didn't listen to me. I wonder if he is second guessing his decision right about now. Just think, instead of possibly headed back to his home of Miami for Super Bowl 41 to represent the NFC Champions, he could be headed to Boise "Freaken", Idado, for the MPC Computers Bowl. New Year's Eve in Boise, Idaho? That's about as exciting as getting a Lap Dance from Rosie O'Donnell!
By the way, we all know the "U" is down right now, but no school, and I do mean no school produces not only the most, but the best players in the NFL. Period. Exclamation Point!
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by Marc Bednarczyk are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the recipients (although they should!).
Sincerely,
"THEE UNSILENT MAJORITY"
It's a Good thing Hester didn't listen to my dumb, polish ass (Isn't that Redundant? Dumb, Polish) as I told him he should come back his Senior year so Larry "Fredo" Coker could totally misuse and not coach him the right way. Thank God he didn't listen to me. I wonder if he is second guessing his decision right about now. Just think, instead of possibly headed back to his home of Miami for Super Bowl 41 to represent the NFC Champions, he could be headed to Boise "Freaken", Idado, for the MPC Computers Bowl. New Year's Eve in Boise, Idaho? That's about as exciting as getting a Lap Dance from Rosie O'Donnell!
By the way, we all know the "U" is down right now, but no school, and I do mean no school produces not only the most, but the best players in the NFL. Period. Exclamation Point!
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by Marc Bednarczyk are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the recipients (although they should!).
Sincerely,
"THEE UNSILENT MAJORITY"
