Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Takes Stripper Stage in Masters Green Jacket

Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Takes Stripper Stage in Masters Green Jacket: Crowds gathered last night at the Pink Pony strip club in Atlanta to catch a glimpse of Tiger Woods’ porn star mistress Joslyn James. Mistress number 11 wore a green blazer with black lingerie for her first performance!

"She's wearing a Masters jacket!" one guy yelled. "I love it! I f—ing love it!" Joslyn James was announced at 11:45 PM as bodyguards surrounded the stage. She was introduced as “Playboy Model and Mistress number 11”. Joslyn James danced to “Turnin Me On” by Keri Hilson and the crowd went wild. She did splits to ‘Diddy’ and put her heel way over her head and showed the front row she can dance while squatting.

Joslyn James showed off her military costume to her Army friends in addition to the green masters jacket. She took off the green jacket to reveal Chinese calligraphy running down her spine. She has tattoos she “got for Tiger.” What do they mean? "Loyalty. Patience. Promise," Joslyn James said. Another Chinese word on her thigh predicted the future. It reads: betrayal.

Spokesman for Pink Pony Jack Pepper said that Joslyn James is new to pole dancing. “We really didn’t care how well she danced or performed,” Pepper said. “It really was the novelty of the Masters and Tiger being in the area. It seemed like a natural fit.”

Online sportsbook BODOG.com has posted updated golf betting odds to win The Masters 2010:

Tiger Woods 2/1 

Phil Mickelson  5/1

Lee Westwood 8/1

K.J. Choi 14/1

Fred Couples 12/1

Anthony Kim 14/1

Ian Poulter 14/1

Nick Watney 20/1

Ernie Els 22/1

Y-E Yang 22/1

Charl Schwartzel 25/1

Adam Scott 33/1

Steve Stricker 33/1

Ricky Barnes 40/1

Trevor Immelman 40/1

Zach Johnson 40/1

Padraig Harrington 50/1

Dustin Johnson 50/1

Matt Kuchar 50/1

Tom Watson 40/1

Retief Goosen 66/1

Hunter Mahan 66/1

Francesco Molinari 66/1

David Toms 66/1

Mike Weir 66/1

Robert Karlsson 80/1

Soren Kjeldsen 80/1

Rory McIlroy 80/1

Sean O'Hair 80/1

Robert Allenby 100/1

Paul Casey 100/1

Steve Marino 100/1

Camilo Villegas 100/1

Angel Cabrera 125/1

Sergio Garcia 125/1

Geoff Ogilvy 125/1

Kenny Perry 125/1

John Senden 125/1

Stewart Cink 150/1

Ben Crane 150/1

Luke Donald 150/1

Yuta Ikeda 150/1

Ryo Ishikawa 150/1

Miguel Angel Jimenez 150/1

Martin Kaymer 150/1

Ryan Moore 150/1

Sandy Lyle 175/1

Matteo Manassero 175/1

Louis Oosthuizen 175/1