Lindsay Lohan has decided to create a eHarmony video profile to help her seek a new lover to get over being dumped by her former girlfriend. Online entertainment betting odds makers at BetUS.com have placed odds on Lindsay Lohan's next lover listing the favorite sex being a Male at 3 to 2 odds and the long shot is a Female at 1 to 2 odds. "Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I'm looking for love. I'm recently single ... I think," stated fizzling pop star Lindsay Lohan clearly referring to her recent split with manlike DJ Samantha Ronson. "I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with ... or at least the rest of my probation."
Lindsay also poked fun at her recent trouble with the law including her DUI arrests in the video she made for the website FunnyOrDie.com by referring to herself as: "a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic."
If you want to land Lohan, she wants all suitors to know that they need to be able to handle a: "redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy. Don't pretend like you don't know me. We've all read about it."
Lindsay Lohan was spotted hanging out with her attention seeking mother Dina and little sister Ali Lohan last night in Los Angeles. Afterwards the group headed back home and threw eggs at the swarm of paparazzi following the tandem. A source tells OK! Magazine that, "People were pouring vodka into her (Lindsay) red party cup all night....She was way beyond incoherent. She was totally smashed and couldn't even form a sentence. She looked so lonely and lost."
Online sportsbook BetUS.com has Lindsay Lohan listed at 3 to 2 odds to get a DUI.
Meanwhile, Lindsay's former love Samantha Ronson tried to avoid the paparazzi last night in Beverly Hills. A source tells Britain's Daily Mirror, "She was clearly with another woman...quite a Lindsay lookalike but with very dark hair. They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean."
BetUS.com has posted betting odds on what Lindsay Lohan will do next:
Will Lindsay Lohan get a DUI?
Yes 3/2
No 1/2
Who will Lindsay Lohan's Dates next?
Male 10/11
Female 10/13
Will Lindsay Lohan enters rehab?
Yes 1/2
No 3/2
Will Lindsay Lohan Record an album?
Yes 3/2
No 1/2
Will Lindsay Lohan Star in TV show next?
Yes 5/2
No 1/4
Will Lindsay Lohan Pose for Playboy?
Yes 5/6
No 5/6
What color will Linday Lohan Dye her hair next?
Blue 5/2
Purple 3/1
Green 3/1
Blonde 1/1
Black 2/1
