| OJ Simpson arraignment today! |
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| Written by Deloris Jones | |||||||
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Wednesday, 19 September 2007
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Prosecutors in Las Vegas, Nevada have formally charged OJ Simpson with 10 felonies with an arraignment set for later today. The idiot, I mean former star football player and murderer was arrested on Sunday and was denied bail after being considered a flight risk. Online betting shop WagerWeb.com has posted +3000 odds Simpson will be committed to a psychiatric hospital.The incident happened in at the Palace Station Casino, when OJ Simpson along with a group of armed thugs charged into the hotel room and took several items Simpson claimed belonged to him. Once in the room, Simpson prevented one of the collectors from calling 911 on his cell phone while one or more accomplices pointed or displayed a handgun. The complaint does not specify which of the men involved was carrying the weapon. “OJ Simpson is a sociopath and thinks he can get away with anything,” stated Point-Spreads.com Gossip Columnist Chatty Kathy. “What kind of idiot shows up to a hotel room with a gun to get footballs! Pay back is a bitch. He should get the electric chair, they should fry his ass for trying to rob those guys over some autographed baseball cards!” OJ Simpson is looking at the possibility of serving the rest of his life in prison if the charges stick. District Attorney David Roger five felony counts including suspicion of assault, robbery with a deadly weapon and added five other felonies including kidnapping and conspiracy to commit kidnapping. Simpson's arrest also comes shortly after the publication of "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer," a hypothetical account by Simpson of how he would have committed the 1994 slayings if he had been the assailant. In the book, which the Goldman family won the rights to as part of their effort to recoup their civil judgment, Simpson sketches a scenario in which he and another man went to his ex-wife's town house to scare her and "something went horribly wrong." WagerWeb.com has posted celebrity betting odds on what OJ Simpson will do next if he is found not guilty yet again: He will reach top 5 on the NY times best sellers: -$120 He will reach top 10 on NY Times best-sellers: -$200 He will restart his acting career: +$250 He will be #1 on the NY Times best-sellers list: +$300 He will admit favorite movie is "Double Jeopardy": +$500 He will become a lawyer: +$1000 He will confess & then claim "Double Jeopardy": +$1000 He will next being a music career: +$1500 He will become a spokesman for a knife company: +$1500 He will find the killer of R Goldman & N Simpson: +$2000 He will come out of the closet: +$2500 He will rob a bank: +$3000 He will be committed to a psychiatric hospital: +$3000 He will run for president of the United States: +$6000 He will invent a "truth serum": +$10000 |
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